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CHAPTER
EIGHT
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INVASION OF THE
BABIES...
We were walking home when we heard the sound of screaming people and
exploding machinery. “Here we go again.” I said as we ran in the
direction of the noise. When we got to the sound. We saw that it was
coming from an amusement park called:
CAPTAIN
PEANUT’S
WORLD
OF
FUN AND FANTASY
When we finally
got in, it was going worse than we had thought. It looked as if the
babies had found the master control panel, because all the
rides were going ten times their normal speed. Kids were flying off
the marry-go-round, go carts were flying off their track, and the
music speakers were blaring so loud that the gravel they were
blasting into was wearing away. Then we looked up to see the new
ride that captain peanut had installed. It was the
ATOMIC SUPER NOVA OF DOOM, a roller coaster sitting on a platform that
was spinning around at fifty-three miles per hour (It had so many
loops just looking at it made me sick). “I’m never riding
that.” “No kidding.”
We looked around for the monsters but there was no sign
of them (Except for the fact that the park was only half there). We
looked everywhere: the merry-go-round, the Mr. Peanut choo-choo
train, and the other little kid rides. Finally we got to the peanut
butter rubber bumper cars; that was a major mistake. The first thing
happened when I accidentally pushed a lever into the on
position. That just happened to be the lever that caused all the
bumper cars to shoot of at a gazillion and two miles an hour.
And the cars just happen to ram into Eddy and I and send us bump,
bump, bumping around the track while setting a world land speed
record. The next thing that happened was when the bumper cars
managed to leap off the track and soar over all the screaming
people. Finally we landed KA-Klank on top of the
ATOMIC SUPER NOVA
OF DOOM
roller coaster. “I guess we just got a free ride.” “Guess so.”
“Blink, blink.” AUGHH!!!” Now I don’t want to say it was scary. Well
except for the part where we were raised a million and thirty-two
feet into the sky. Oh and the part where we dropped like rocks. “
(no sound)!!!” I screamed. I tried again “ (no sound
again)!!!” I guess you can’t hear yourself scream when you’re
traveling faster than the speed of sound. Finally after a couple
minutes (And a lot more “(no sound)!!!” We finally reached the
bottom, but apparently the roller train was getting tired of just
plain up and down he thought it would be fun to do a little
corkscrewing. “AUGHH, AUGHH, SCREAM, HELP, MOMMMY!!” I guess my
screams had caught up with us. “WHAWHAWHAWHA!” Eddy and I screamed
as we corkscrewed up the track. When we got to the top, we could see
the whole park. We saw the ferris wheel, the river rapids, and
the master control panel inside Captain Peanut’s head that was being
swarmed with babies (Though the last one really caught my eye).
When we finally got off a few minutes (And a few air
sickness bags) later, we went across the park to the giant statue of
Captain Peanut. We looked up to see flames coming out of his nose
and smoke coming out of his eyes. “Those babies must really be
causing some damage.” “Either that or he just ate one of the ultra,
super, mega, spicy burritos with extra cheese they sell at the
concession stands.” We looked all over for a door until finally Eddy
found one at the end Captain Peanuts big toe. Once inside it looked
as though the little monsters were having a gigantic food-fight in a
world war three kind of way. And we were helpless to try and stop
them. That was until we looked up to see a giant button that read:
PUSH
ONLY TO SEND ALL MONSTER BABIES INTO CONVENIENTLY PLACED CAGE IN
CENTER OF STATUE.
“Wow that sure is convenient” Eddy said as he, without hesitating,
pushed the button. And boy did it work! First the ceiling opened up,
next a giant vacuum hose came out, and finally the hose sucked them
into the cage faster than a six year old’s mood swing when he has
just learned he’s having creamed spinach for dinner. To make a long
story short we dragged the cage to the Tiranesore’s house and locked
them in the basement with the rest of the babies. |
